House on Haunted Hill (1999)
Made 40 years after the original, this film certainly looks better, but the basic storyline remains dull and uninspired. You can splash perfume on a pile of shit, but it's much more logical to flush it down the toilet. Perhaps in another 40 years we'll try again. Coming soon to theaters: House on Haunted Hill (2039)!
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| TortureVision Rating: ABORTION |
Good features were better than expected. Bad features were awful, yet still enjoyable. Abortions were utter torment to sit through.
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