Thinner (1996)

A TortureVision Holiday Special: 
William Halleck is an obese lawyer who accidentally runs over a gypsy woman with his car. Calling upon friends in high places, William manages to walk away from the incident Scot-free, angering the gypsy clan. Seeking revenge, the gypsy leader curses William and his friends, forcing them to suffer for what they've done. William, now afflicted with rapid weight loss, struggles to free himself of the curse before he wastes away to nothing. We gorged on this fatty Stephen King feast with our father in celebration of Father's Day.
TortureVision Rating: ABORTION 
Good features were better than expected. Bad features were awful, yet still enjoyable. Abortions were utter torment to sit through.

2 comments:

  1. Steve, honey, listen. Fox News is not a reliable source to cite as backing for an internet story. And the amount of times you interrupted Brad is the real abortion here.

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    1. In all fairness to Steve, we never discussed any specific guidelines before recording this episode. I didn't say, "let's try not to talk over one another." In that regard, the unprofessional nature of this episode rests on MY shoulders more than his. Also, I'm sure I did my fair share of interrupting Steve (and Anthony) as well.

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