Baywatch Nights S02E02
The beaches of Los Angeles might look appealing in the sunlight, but after sunset they contain more rapists than sand-grains! These sexual deviants are so horny, they'll attack any female within sight... even if she's part fish! Thankfully, famed lifeguard Mitch Buchannon moonlights as a freelance detective, solving crimes in the late-night hours, thus safeguarding the beaches for us all (normal or otherwise).
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| TortureVision Rating: BAD |
Good features were better than expected. Bad features were awful, yet still enjoyable. Abortions were utter torment to sit through.
Oh, my sweet Satan! This is so bad, and I had no idea this show ever existed. It was never on TV in here (or it was, but really hidden so no one could watch it) and it seems like a really bad idea for a TV show. So you tell me they had a terrible baywatch spin off, and to raise the rating they throw in aliens and fish women? That's so bizarre!
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed this episode, though. You guys made me laugh all the way, and I felt sorry for the fish girl (the actress, I mean). The Charlie Shemale joke was hilarious, and also a frightening idea. I mean, imagine Sheen's clones taking over the world. They could've made an episode out of that. Great episode, guys. 8)
Thanks, Pensador! I'm not sure if I should feel good or bad about introducing you to Baywatch Nights. It's one hell of a goofy show (the second season, anyway, when things went all X-Files).
Delete"I felt sorry for the fish girl (the actress, I mean). The Charlie Shemale joke was hilarious, and also a frightening idea. I mean, imagine Sheen's clones taking over the world. They could've made an episode out of that."
DeleteJust to clarify, the "Charlie Sheen clone" wasn't the fish woman, it was Mitch's crime-fighting partner (played by actress Angie Harmon). There was no threat of her multiplying... but honestly, one female Charlie Sheen is MORE than enough to be frightened about. :)