Reign of Fire (2002)
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. Wait. I'm sorry. That's the wrong movie. The humans were the ones digging in this film, and they released a plague of fire-breathing dragons upon the world. Now, the whole of Azeroth will break, and all will burn beneath the shadow of their wings. Damn it, I got sidetracked again! This isn't Lord of the Rings, or World of Warcraft... this is Reign of Fire!
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| TortureVision Rating: GOOD |
Good features were better than expected. Bad features were awful, yet still enjoyable. Abortions were utter torment to sit through.
Ok, you've just reminded me clearly why I hated this movie so much. Great podcast, I love the way you guys think about bad movies and I'll start listening to all episodes. And BTW, I think tomato booze could actually be a good idea. Maybe it'd end the Bloody Mary monopoly of tomato drinks. See ya. 8)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Pensador! I'm glad you liked the podcast. The movie itself is such a mess, it's hard to believe it took three people to write it! It's not hard, however, to believe that two of those three people never wrote anything else. ;)
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